Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
This guy in church just had a prayer request to help him get through his hangover. He is my new hero.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
Note to self: don't jizz on a surface cleaned with Tilex. It WILL turn purple.
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
So you've been sexting me while spending time with your family
I'm a family man but I have priorities
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
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