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you suck at this game today
Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
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If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
After the 3rd time his brother walked in on us I asked "Does he ever knock?" his reply "This is his room"... Turns out he didn't even live there... I feel like a hoe.
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dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
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