Only a mothe r could love this liver
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
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what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
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He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
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