it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
My bullwhip has saved my life tonight and gotten me laid. I'm gonna be Indiana Jones every Halloween!
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
Ps you missed quite a show. I was for some reason whipping my hair back and forth and head butted the tip jar. It shattered and now I have a circular bruise on my forehead. All the bartenders hit the floor to get all the quarters.
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
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