I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
Do you know my vagina holds 14 pints of water?
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
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