Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
Liz is crying about burritos again.
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
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