VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
I seriously need to stop naming my lingerie sets after the boys I wear them for. I seriously just asked mom if she put Brett in the dryer
then you asked me to turn your jeans into "jorts" just long enough to cover your ballsack
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I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
I drunken agreed to go wedding dress shopping with a stranger at the bar yesterday. She sent me an email asking what days I am free.
He hasn't left the hospital without a nurse's number all year. My nurses are always ugly or men. Wtf bro
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
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So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
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