he wants to bone in the snuggie
I wish I only lived at night.
Is it wrong of me that I wish I could be a midget for a day so I can give head standing up?
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
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theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
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You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
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