I have got to lose weight!! Apparently no one wants to fuck a fat chick with herpes.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
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we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
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Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
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