I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
a commercial for my antidepressant came on and they said you shouldn't take if if you drink right as i took a shot
god is laughing at you again
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
Found my phone laying in a snow angel outside my apt this morning.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
Randomize
