I want to make a zoo with you.
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
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