just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
Came home and the girl was sitting on the steps "talking" on her ipod touch AND was halfway done eating a raw cucumber.
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
In order of importance: Where am I? Where's my car? Where are my clothes? Who is this chick in the room?
Anne's couch, the bar, your car, Anne.
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
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