Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
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my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
Sorry my hands just texted you
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All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
I'm just gonna pretend you didn't ask me that. I'll sweep that shattered moment of our friendship under the shame rug.
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
I butt dialed her mom while cheating on her. Needless to say Christmas will be awkward.
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
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