How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
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whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
About to be a 4Loko vomit fountain in 45 seconds, what color will it be? Animated birds will fly out of me.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
You can't just be this socially awkward and sexually frustrated and jealous as a fucking demon and be expected to stay sober.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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