careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
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so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
I'm giving random strangers at the bar sips of my fishbowl, then telling them I have Ebola. It's a fun night.
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
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I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
I'm drunk and kinda wanna go home but now I have to go have more sex, my boxers are in the dryer
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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