woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
Apparently Sundays are the worst days for your friends to get their head split open and need stitches...there's only 1 doctor on duty
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
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