The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
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