Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
As your boyfriend, I'm gonna congratulate you on winning that fist fight. But as a cop, I have to tell you to not do that again.
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