Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Define "chronic" masturbator.
dude, im still at the bar with two chics... one has a moustache ill save that one for you... be home in 20min..
I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
I just learned that the grill marks on a Burger King burger patty are actually previously burnt on there with a radioactive spray-on liquid and McDonald's french fries are actually 5% potato.
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