I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
I got to the apartment, I was handed a beer within 20 seconds, I'm glowing in the dark, there's fog everywhere, and now I'm wearing a sombrero because apparently it's silly hat night. I never want to leave.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML
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