she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
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Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
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The moment I said this burrito on my nuts feels really good is the moment I knew I was drunk
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
You took a bite of the snack wrap put it down and fell asleep and when you woke up ten minutes later you asked how it got there, dipped it in soda ate it and fell back asleep.
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