"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
I should start printing out disclaimer handouts and passing them out to people saying, "I can not be held responsible for anything I say or do this evening."
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
Why can't burritos get me drunk
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
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