so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
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Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
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I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
I'm currently trying to figure out a way to fill the bathtub up with mashed potatoes so when he comes over he'll know what's about to hit him..
Just so u know, "come here buckey" has no effect on ur cat, but "hey fucker you wanna get high or what?" will cause him to run from the other room knocking shit over. We smoked outta the gravity bong, then he went and ate.
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
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