guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
don't bother texting me at 10. my pants WILL be off and I'm not putting them back on to come see you.
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
If you don't get head tonight I will castrate you
Seriously. Castrate.
Got super judged by this lady at the Rolling Stones concert last night. Bitch don't look so salty at my dad and I splitting two joints, an edible, and two margaritas. It's the stones.
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
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