Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog.
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
He just made his dick say "woof" and howl at me. can you pick me up?
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So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
My puke in the shower morning just turned into a puke in the restroom at work afternoon. I'm the human embodiment of dumpster fire.
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
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