38 yer olds are good kisserssss
Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
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Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
The next time you try to involve a tickle me Elmo in my orgasm, I'm leaving you
That one life defining moment when you catch yourself pouring whisky into your hot chocolate at 4 am, whilst crying and talking to your dog.
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Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
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