Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
my mouth is as dry as a post-menopausal camel on antidepressant's vagina.
I'm starting to think my role in the world is to inject batshit crazy, mentally unbalanced chicks with a dose of normal sperm.
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
Just in case you forgot, last night you came home drunk and pissed all over my laptop. You owe me a laptop.
wow bdsm is so cute
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
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