Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
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Dude just bought condoms some sad fuck next to me buying a pregnancy test he gave me a look like he'd pay me millions to switch places
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
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I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
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