do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
I poured somre cereal, realized the chocolate to flake ratio was off, tried to fix it by digging through the box, gave up because of the difficulty level, and poured it back in the box. Being high is the best diet.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
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