So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.
He called me an ungrateful bitch because I lauged when he asked me "how do you me and a bed sound?"
Like I should be grateful for the 5 minutes I sit on top of him and stare at the wall.
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
21 People Who Barely Escaped Death
Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
Truelife: I made out with my ex-boyfriend's girlfriend this weekend. Thank you Captain Morgan...
Was she wearing cherry chapstick??
No. Life's not always a fairytale.....
I'm driving to work with an ice pack on my vagina. how was your weekend?
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
He told me he breastfed 'til he was six. That explains the obsession with me getting fake tits. Is it a red flag?
These 21 Drunks Said The Darndest Things
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good