Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
Why did I wake up with "How to masturbate" on my youtube search bar?
You told us you forgot how, and started to cry.
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.