i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
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So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
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I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
you know you're drunk when you start breaking down your body composition into organic molecules
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.