Very drunk. laura says hi. i can't find my pants. i think i'm in philly, but it might be jersey somewhere
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
I'm going on a valentine's date with the random guy i hooked up with in the bar bathroom this weekend...i feel like julia roberts
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
I'd like to request an "its my birthday discount", and for you to bartend shirtless tonight ;)
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
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