i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
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yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
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"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
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