Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
Oh. My. God. Dad smoked a bowl. He's been playing cards...I just told a story and when I was done, he got really close to my face and very seriously asked me if he had cheese in his beard. I'm about to die.
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
Weird thing is that's not the first time I've been felt up by a Santa. Happens every year
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize
