Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
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Babe...You're really smothering me right now
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
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