we have pet lesbian snakes
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
I stole a road cone for their 13 yr old son. Apparently I told him to put Christmas lights on it, and "treat her like a lady."
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
Santa brought me a 1.75 of wine, and a liter of patron. I probably won't remember Christmas, so don't ask me how it was tomorrow.
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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