It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
Who the fuck hid 3 Zimas under my pillow?! Icing doesn't count when it's 8am the next morning and everyone's left and you've passed out on your couch. Currently chugging 2 of 3...
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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