Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
Pretty sure I just had sex with the black kid who grew up in a car from "angels in the outfield"
How come I never meet celebrities?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
My penis needs a shock collar
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I've never known a porn star before
There's not even an emoji for this
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
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