Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
She must have been at ribfest tonight because my dick smells like barbeque sauce
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
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