i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
It's not that drunk me is smarter; it's that sober me is secretly playing for the other team.
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
Randomize
