In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
I told them I got hit by a car again and now im pretty sure they think im being abused but there was no way in hell the truth was going to fly. Employed people aren't supposed to break their faces in piggy back ride accidents.
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
why is there a dog in my house with your initials shaved in it's fur?
dude, i just woke up in a house i've never seen. i have bigger problems
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
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