Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
he said he wanted to butter my pancake. i thought it was sexual, but he went downstairs and made pancakes. i need to stop dating fat guys.
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
I just had sex on a roof
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
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