S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
I figured it out. hungover me hates drunk me, drunk me hates sober me, and sober me hates being sober. so yes, were blacking out tonight.
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
Yeah.. I'm sorry I broke your phone. But in my defense you handed me the frying pan.
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
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