Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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