Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
My wife managed to convince me to not drink everclear by threatening to ban me from her vagina
I just shit my bed. Go ahead and make your 40 year old incontinence jokes now.
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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