Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
You're like my zumba instructor for alcoholism right now
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
She couldn't find her toothbrush so I had to wait while she sucked on the 12 peppermints she found under the couch. Pretty resourceful for her level of intoxication.
Randomize
