I got drunk at the beach today. I got the word Badass! tatooed all the way across my foot. Probably a bad idea.
I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
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he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
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Your cock deserves a montage
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
Nothing like coming home and finding the nearly full bottle of fireball you forgot you had stashed before your trip
It's the little things
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
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