what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
Sorry I kept grabbing your vagina at the casino. I believed it was my lucky unicorn to win bonuses
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
HOLY FUCK i just remembered we had bows and arrows and firecrackers last night
and flaming arrows and vodka
how did we not set your garage on fire
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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