wanna go halves on a baby?
Why would I want to inherit a sex machine used by my grandma?
True or false: I did not bring home a 28 year old last night.
True? Did she teach you things?
She taught me the meaning of awkward goodbyes at 530 am.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
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And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
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Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
I just put on the jeans I was wearing last night and pulled 4 baby carrots out of my back pocket....
Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.
You took a bite of the snack wrap put it down and fell asleep and when you woke up ten minutes later you asked how it got there, dipped it in soda ate it and fell back asleep.
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