no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
whoa! who said he's my boyfriend?
Oops. Sorry. That guy you keep accidentally running into in public. And at home. And with your vagina.
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
I just apologized to a wet floor sign i walked into.
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