omg so im topless lying on my bed and i forgot my nail clippers are on my bed and i just leaned forward and the nail clipper closed. on my nipple. ouch
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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