Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
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you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
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is year to celebrate how much I love you, I made a mosaic of your penis with conversation hearts. it's in your mailbox.\n\nHAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO YOU
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
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