People with herpes should wear stickers.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
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Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
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I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
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