Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
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whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
last thing I heard her say before I passed out was 'this is great. I never get to be the big spoon.'
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
You were so high you insisted on spoon feeding me your KFC bowl while I was driving.
Was who let the dogs out playing?
Ya. You started barking when it ended
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You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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